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[paloz]

In this thread you can only speak english, however bad it may be.

 

Inspired by simon's new wave of schizoid blabbering.

 

 

[vuvu]

Genial thread. The most important thing is not to use google translate.

[William Wilson]

Ok, we've got the "how". But what about the "what"?

[Ganzfeld]

Ci vuole il crossover con il thread di Walter

 

[Garp Buzzy Power]

[paloz]

Ganz, how could you already go off topic?

[William Wilson]

Some tips here:

http://www.tobefluen...-to-talk-about/

[paloz]

Ok, we've got the "how". But what about the "what"?

 

 

[ravintola]

I can't even have a conversation in my own language, figure ourselves in another one

[William Wilson]

I've got an idea. Someone (e.g. paloz, who created this topic) starts by posing a question to anyone else. The latter, in turn, raises a question to another (different from the first one) and so on. You can start from the list of questions in the link I posted, or not, at your choice.

[Reynard]

Ok, we've got the "how". But what about the "what"?

 

The metaphysical implications of non-classical logic, ice-cream flavours and the length of Krysten Ritter's leg.

[vuvu]

Ravintola is always a span above. <3

[thom]

Dear Paloz,
            I saw in your initial words a slight allusion of the fact that The Maestro would not use a correct English grammar.

Probably I'm wrong (about the allusion), however I would like to point out that - obviously - it is not  bad English, but a new language that - very soon - will take the place of all our idle idioms in this terminal Babylon.

 

A sesquipedale hug

 

t.

[ravintola]

I eat spaghetti to forgetti my regretti  (cit.)

[Mr telefax]

In this thread you can only speak english, however bad it may be.

 

Inspired by simon's new wave of schizoid blabbering.

 

 

Fuck off paloz

 

 

(Sorry but i had the idea time ago, and i never never realize it)

[simon]

for me this is a topic very good but the perfume of this language para schizoid dream and nightmare must be only a visual thing, a non sequitur a glimpse in an faith of feminine pressure. the forum himself is a open language, an miasma of fecal tropes, not immune this awesome stunned and dumbed gloomed forum. enterprise will make this an happened lunch naked and wasted. 

[paloz]

Question no. 1

 

What's the worst thing you could say to an Italian girl on your first date?

[Reynard]

"Oh, you're into boys? Me too! What a coincidence!"

 

Question no. 2

 

Have you ever fallen in love with someone you saw on the bus? If yes, which line?

[Trespassive-aggressive]

Ci vuole il crossover con il thread di Walter
 

Ai cius zis tim..

[Ganzfeld]

Ganz, how could you already go off topic?

My message was posted because of this video. Its' about a strange fella that is very loved by us because... well, just look how his hair was

Spoiler

and in the video he talks in a very bad english. It's a very funny joke! But now I am thinking: did you you mean that I was off topic because you didn't got it or because I was writing in italian? In this case (and i think that is the correct case, I'm really very perceptive) you're right and I have several impairment in executive functions. My gosh!

PS: I think that your post should be modified

Ganz, how could you already go fuori topic?

From italian to english and from english to italian. Does it make any sense?

[bELLE ELLEish]

It feels quite awkward, both reading you and writing to you in English. Anyway, it's a fun game and it may even turn useful. What really strikes me first is how similar yet not scholastics some of your writing styles are.

As my fellow thom, I'm looking forward to a palingenesis of our english languages similar to the cybernetic systematizations of the facebook negotiating AIs, of which I'd ask dear simon a commentary

[paloz]

PS: I think that your post should be modified

Ganz, how could you already go fuori topic?

From italian to english and from english to italian. Does it make any sense?

 

 

I think you should die in a car accident.

[ravintola]

 

PS: I think that your post should be modified

Ganz, how could you already go fuori topic?

From italian to english and from english to italian. Does it make any sense?

 

 

I think you should die in a car accident.

 

 

this escalated quickly

[William Wilson]

"Oh, you're into boys? Me too! What a coincidence!"

 

Question no. 2

 

Have you ever fallen in love with someone you saw on the bus? If yes, which line?

This is something that has happened to me several, too many times to get a quick account of the lines on which this has happened.

 

Question n.3 (quite random):

If you could choose to be an animal, which one would you like to be, and why?

[Reynard]

If nobody answers my question I'll go full Juice mode. >

 

Edit: I should have waited...

[Ganzfeld]

 

PS: I think that your post should be modified

Ganz, how could you already go fuori topic?

From italian to english and from english to italian. Does it make any sense?

 

I think you should die in a car accident.

you cant' kill me, I'm already dead.

[William Wilson]

(Any corrections are welcome).

[Cliff]

The question is: what is this? 

 

[Reynard]

Corrections are for pussies.

[Ganzfeld]

Corrections are for pussies.

But pussies are for men.

[Cliff]

 

Corrections are for pussies.

But pussies are for men.

 

 

Pussies are for kids, women are for men.

[William Wilson]

 

 

Corrections are for pussies.

But pussies are for men.

 

 

Pussies are for kids, women are for men.

 

Nope. Kids are for women, men are for pussies.

[Reynard]

 

 

Corrections are for pussies.

But pussies are for men.

 

 

Pussies are for kids, women are for men.

 

 

Women are the angels of the house, real men don't dance, cool guys don't look at explosions, and middle seasons are no more...

[Duck]

Well, at least this thread is nicer than "Football competitions 2017/18"

[simon]

green power oh green power, feel the same and vomit the pleasure only a time. Sergio Leone is awesome stunning pictures of you the cure at all, at all. yeah Larry Bird shoot from the three points line and lick my decals off. the fall oh oh oh, stand me on the beach brutal bitch, i'm glad and proud of you, acid queen of Neil Young cum. deceit my resign. oh shit, gloom in my sexy desert glance. boom england oh come rose. rodeo bomb atomic bombastic glory nuance day. Ska scumming roaming Bologna, Naples, the skin the blood the pill, observer the film. 

[Marguati]

(pish counts )

[ravintola]

which one do you put first in your bowl: milk or cereals?

also, when you drink tea, do you keep the teabag in, or take it out beforehand?

asking for a friend

[Ganzfeld]

which one do you put first in your bowl: milk or cereals?

asking for a friend

Cereals, beacuse you can put the quantity of cereals that you want with a perfect precision. Instead, if you firstly pour into the glass the milk, sometimes it's too much for the cereals that you want to eat because the glass is nearly full and so you've got few cereals to put into the bowl.

[simon]

glasnost in my bad trips

[bELLE ELLEish]

which one do you put first in your bowl: milk or cereals?
also, when you drink tea, do you keep the teabag in, or take it out beforehand?
asking for a friend

It so fresh letting your cool milk fall onto your cereals, but when I'm having milk and Ovomaltine I put the latter first, then milk, then cereal.

I keep the teabag in unless there are special timing issues (some teas release substances mitigating caffeine's effect, while chamomile becomes mildly stimulating after some infusion time)

[markmus]

 

which one do you put first in your bowl: milk or cereals?

asking for a friend

Cereals, because you can put the quantity of cereals that you want with a perfect precision. Instead, if you firstly pour into the glass the milk, sometimes it's too much for the cereals that you want to eat because the glass is nearly full and so you've got few cereals to put into the bowl.

 

 

i can't believe there's people even thinking of doing the opposite. 

 

when I'm having milk and Ovomaltine I put the latter first, then milk, then cereal.

 

there you go, and it seemed to you! 

 

ps i prefer leaving the teabag in rather than taking it out too early, but after a minute or so and squeezing properly it's ok.

 

pps you didn't ask milk before tea vs milk after tea which is a popular topic in english conversations.

[bELLE ELLEish]

How am I supposed to deal with the amount of Ovomaltine I need to be emulsionated in my fucking milk?! I have a problem, but it's not up to you questioning my choices

[markmus]

but also these dicks.

 

(i confess i pour warm milk on my shreddies cause i like them soft - they're by fear!)

[bELLE ELLEish]

If the milk it's hot, it has to go first.
We'll only have breakfast together at bars and cafes, not in our homes, because I value your friendship AND a proper domestic ceremony and I don't wanna have to choose

[pooneil]

paloz imma let u finish but me don't like the segregation of Mastro's i-d-i-o-s-y-n-c-r-a-t-i-c hubris to this solely thread; those spermatics rhizomas of his should explode freely on the pages like a twelve years old exploring his Pipino il breve for the first time.

 

we all much english language very good, amirite?

bery bery god english language

[PDeVo]

fuck you all losers, while you eat your pussy cereals i fuck your mothers

[markmus]

Gross.

[paloz]

My beautiful creature already bores me. You guys are the worst, just like I thought.

[William Wilson]

I did my best. 

[debaser]

which one do you put first in your bowl: milk or cereals?

 

you all fail to see the point here. the beginning is not the issue -- in fact, there's no such thing as a beginning, or an empty bowl.

breakfast is a flat circle: you will always have either too much milk, or too many cereals. we are stuck adding either cereals, or milk, again and again, in search of the impossible balance, forever.