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Inviato 01 luglio 2016 - 08:19

The Onion: John Kerry Edition

 

John Kerry Jettisons Russian Henchmen From International Space Station Airlock

 

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Kerry Downs Another Vodka Shot As The Last Of Putin’s Security Detail Passes Out

 

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John Kerry Poses As Masseuse To Get Few Minutes With Putin

 

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John Kerry Sits In Shadows Of Kiev Café Awaiting Woman Known Only As Dasha

 

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Inviato 03 luglio 2016 - 12:01

Eroico pilota USA spegne un incendio scaricando il serbatoio delle scie chimiche

 

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Rodotà beato te che sei morto


A voi la poesia proprio non piace eh?Sempre a rompere il cazzo state.


Con trepidazione vivo solo le partite dell'Inter.

 


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Inviato 05 luglio 2016 - 11:52

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Weighing various options for how to proceed given the unexpectedness of the situation, local 33-year-old Trevor Clifford was reportedly at a complete loss as to what he should do Monday after suddenly finding himself in a good mood. “Jeez, do I go outside or call someone up or something? I really have no clue what you’re supposed to do here,” said Clifford, who admitted he couldn’t remember the last time he felt so cheerful or what he did when such a feeling last struck him. “I guess I could eat something, or maybe watch TV. Boy, I don’t want to waste this, but I don’t want to ruin it, either. I’m totally stumped on this.” At press time, Clifford resolved to just stay seated and wait for the mood to pass.

 

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Inviato 05 luglio 2016 - 18:49

Clickhole ripropone un all-time fav. Forse la meraviglia è troppo sbilanciata verso il titolo, rispetto alla "storia", ma vabbè

 

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A proposito del Maurizio Costanzo show, a me l'ospitata del Joker al programma del personaggio di De Niro ha ricordato una di Aldo Busi, ma proprio uguale, compreso il balletto con cui si presenta al pubblico. Dubito che Phoenix si sia ispirato a quella, ma in certe parti, quando si mette a checcheggiare, la somiglianza era impressionante.

il primo maggiorenne che vedrò vestito da joker a carnevale, halloween o similia lo prendo per il culo di brutto
minimo un A STRONZOOOO, ANCORA STU JOKER? STRONZOOOO, vieni a casa mia che ho bisogno di una mano a sgomberare la mansarda, STRONZOOOO

There is a duality between thought and language reminiscent of that which I have described between dreaming and play

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Inviato 08 agosto 2016 - 18:21

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Inviato 08 agosto 2016 - 23:37

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Battibecco dovete domandare a Sarri, che è un razzista; e gli uomini come lui non possono stare nel mondo del calcio.


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Inviato 09 agosto 2016 - 16:00

Moving to London not compulsory

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MOVING to one of the world’s most expensive cities is not something you have to do, it has emerged.

Following growing concern about spiralling living costs in the capital, young people have been reminded that going to live in Dalston is not something totally necessary, like breathing or eating food.

Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “One of the best ways of tackling the housing crisis in London is by not going to live there.

“You may think it’s a glamorous escape from your humdrum provincial life, but it’s just full of people from your home town trying to escape from people like you.

“The ‘cool bits’ are just drab consumerist nightmares trading on the fact that edgy artists live there, but that was actually back in 1843 when painters were still addicted to laudanum.”

23-year-old graduate Nikki Hollis said: “The current London rate to rent sleeping space on a kitchen worktop is £1,000 per month plus agent’s fees. But I have to do it, I can’t risk not doing the thing the media tells me to do.

“My dream is to work for a magazine, writing columns about trying on sunglasses in vintage boutiques while feeling empty inside.”


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Inviato 09 agosto 2016 - 22:57

Bella tripletta.

The Daily Mash ha titoli perfetti ma spesso gli articoli deludono. Non è il caso di quello qui sopra, naturalmente.
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Inviato 11 agosto 2016 - 12:05

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Inviato 18 agosto 2016 - 13:35

A combatrock piace questo elemento.



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Inviato 16 ottobre 2016 - 11:12

Clickhole si supera con questo:

 

Fighting Gentrification: This White Family Refuses To Live In Any Neighborhood That Isn’t 100% White

http://www.clickhole...uses-live--4964

 

 

 

Ma il capolavoro è la recensione di Noma:

 

The Greatest Restaurant In The World: Discovering A New Era Of Food At Noma

http://www.clickhole...w-era-food-5004

 

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Inviato 24 novembre 2016 - 08:40

26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School With On Night Before Thanksgiving

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NEW YORK—For the fifth straight year, Jordan McCabe will return home for the holidays and spend the night before Thanksgiving running into every smug and unlikable asshole he ever went to high school with, the 26-year-old reported Monday.

The trip back home, scheduled for later this week, will reportedly bring McCabe face-to-face with an endless string of pricks from his past, each of whom he will have to engage in awkward conversation, and generally pretend to be happy about seeing again.

 

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Inviato 06 dicembre 2016 - 10:06

Terminato oggi concerto progressive iniziato nel 1970

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Ha già fatto tutto Black Mirror

 


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Inviato 08 dicembre 2016 - 20:51

Questa mi ha ucciso

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Inviato 19 gennaio 2017 - 07:48

Black Man Does 8 Years 

‘The Onion’ looks back at the historic legacy of Barack Obama, a post-racial president for a pre-post-racial America.

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http://www.theonion....teractive/obama

 

The President of Vice 

‘The Onion’ looks back on eight years of killer tuneage, knocking back tallboys, and hunting for trim with the most buck-fucking-wild hombre to ever work in the White House.

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Inviato 07 febbraio 2017 - 13:48

Ho notato che Trump è talmente eccezionale che mette in difficoltà pure The Onion, in compenso stanno già creando un corpus di tutto rispetto su Steve Bannon asd

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Steve Bannon Slurps Still-Twitching Tail Into Mouth Before Giving Opinion On Syria

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Hitting The Ground Running: Steve Bannon Spent His First Meeting On The National Security Council Describing The Way He Would Kill Each Person In The Room

 

“I’ve got someone I’d like you to meet,” Bannon told Steve Mnuchin, who was startled when he suddenly felt a cold hand on his shoulder. Gesturing to the linen-wrapped figure in a faceless porcelain mask now standing behind the prospective treasury secretary, Bannon explained that it was Shiro, and that it was the last time Mnuchin would ever see him, but that he’d feel his cold hand again one more time. And true to Bannon’s word, when Mnuchin looked again, he was gone.

 

To Gen. James Mattis’ credit, Bannon acknowledged that he would make a worthy opponent, and that he looked forward to Mattis giving him a reason to face him down. Despite the defense secretary’s Marine training, Bannon insisted that he’d watched hours of video demonstrations of krav maga, silat, and systema and expressed confidence he could blind, disable, and kill the four-star general almost immediately. That said, Bannon admitted he would most likely just sabotage Mattis’ helicopter to avoid the possibility of being overpowered in a face-to-face confrontation.

Finally, it was Trump’s turn.

“You I’d do with my bare hands,” said Bannon, leaning forward while maintaining unblinking eye contact with the president. “You’re old, you’re heavy, you’re slow. I figure I can get you on the ground with one good swing, and then just bam, bam, bam, bam until you’re jelly from the neck up.”

His business concluded, Bannon gathered his papers and exited the briefing room, pausing to let a passing White House staffer know that he’d run his neck over on his bicycle.


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Inviato 16 febbraio 2017 - 14:44

Valido anche e soprattutto per l'Erasmus ovviamente:

 

 

Report: More Colleges Offering Dick-Around Abroad Programs


WASHINGTON—According to a report published this week by the U.S. Department of Education, an increasing number of universities now offer dick-around abroad programs that give students the chance to hang out and do jack shit in another country.

Once only available through a small number of liberal arts colleges, dick-around abroad programs, which seek to immerse students in a foreign environment ideal for screwing off, can now be found in more than half of all American schools.

"Taking time to go fuck around abroad has become essential to a well-rounded education," said New York University dean of student affairs Christina White. "We urge all our students to pick a program that's right for them, whether it's six weeks dicking around in the Spanish countryside, or six months sticking your thumb as far up your ass as you possibly can in Japan or South Korea."

"The chance to spend every night partying in pretty much the same way they would have at home is an experience they'll never forget," White continued.

While the tradition of dicking around abroad can be traced back to a medieval European university system that encouraged putzing off in other cultures, the practice didn't become common in the United States until the 1970s, when an entire generation began pursuing higher education and looking for ways to do fuck-all. Today, educators said, many students won't even apply to a school that doesn't provide programs that allow them to take bong hits in major world cities for academic credit.

"I've dicked around in France and Australia," said Lehigh University senior Christie Oden, a psychology major who spent last spring in the school's popular Holy Shit, Melbourne Is Laid Back program. "I tell everyone I know: Definitely dick around abroad if you get the chance. It's the best thing I did in college."

For students like Oden, who are seeking opportunities to waste enormous amounts of time in a specific field, some schools offer specialized programs for dicking around abroad. Engineering majors at MIT, for example, can spend a semester in a drunken haze at the school's Munich location, while juniors studying art history at Northwestern University may sign up for a year of yanking their puds in the museums of Paris.

But it's not just Americans who are interested in an international education: The Department of Education has also seen a steep rise in the number of foreign students taking buckle-down-and-succeed programs here in the U.S.

According to the report, applications for IIT Bombay's Spend Every Waking Second Making the Most of Your Education Abroad program are up 30 percent since 2009, while in the past decade enrollment in Peking University's Get an American Ph.D., Don't Draw Too Much Attention, and Report Back for Duty program has nearly tripled.


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